February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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“I don’t have a nut sack”
–  Sookie Stackhouse
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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EXPERIMENT STATUS: FAILURE
Went to school with 0 hours of sleep, and I learned that screaming PENIS extremely loudly is a lovely game, but one must always check that their photography teacher is not standing directly behind them. I also learned, or rather confirmed the fact that girls/females/women are fucking insane: as soon as a guy is “unattainable” a woman will want him more than anything in the fucking...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Right so I have this friend....
and for the purpose of this story he shall be called Dallas, and so Dallas sort of likes loves this beautiful girl named Sugar Land. Dallas first encountered Sugar Land in elementary school, and as with most boys at school, he was confounded by this beautiful new girl with her Rapunzel-like hair. Over the course of the year he watched her interact with her new setting, make new friends, and...
Feb 12th
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December 2011
3 posts
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 19th
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“I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.”
– FM
Dec 6th
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 27th
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I just realized that last time at this exact time, I had extremely long hair… Then, sometime in early May I chopped almost all of it off. (10 inches) People must have thought I lost it when I came into school with unannounced short hair.
Nov 8th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st