February 2012
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Awks.
Apparently I hug like a man.
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“ Two question marks is kind of aggressive. You know it’s like WHA-WHAAT?!...”
– Pam.
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“I don’t have a nut sack”
– Sookie Stackhouse
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EXPERIMENT STATUS: FAILURE
Went to school with 0 hours of sleep, and I learned that screaming PENIS extremely loudly is a lovely game, but one must always check that their photography teacher is not standing directly behind them. I also learned, or rather confirmed the fact that girls/females/women are fucking insane: as soon as a guy is “unattainable” a woman will want him more than anything in the fucking...
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Right so I have this friend....
and for the purpose of this story he shall be called Dallas, and so Dallas sort of likes loves this beautiful girl named Sugar Land. Dallas first encountered Sugar Land in elementary school, and as with most boys at school, he was confounded by this beautiful new girl with her Rapunzel-like hair. Over the course of the year he watched her interact with her new setting, make new friends, and...